19 ways to help maintain a healthy level of insanity? - wrestling hair net
1. At noon, sitting in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if Slow Down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Do not hide your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask her if she fries with that want.
4. Can you remove the Recycle Bin on the desktop with the name "From" field.
5. Put in the decaffeinated coffee for 3 weeks. If you have all handed over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks write "for sexual favors"
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Do not use punctuation
9. When to go whenever possible, rather than leave.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laughing hysterically, having to answer them.
11. Indicates that the drive-through order is "Go".
12. Singing in the opera.
13. Go to a Poetry Recital and ask why the poems do not rhyme.
14. Put screens around the work area and play tropical sound
15. Five days earlier,Tell your friends who can not attend their
Party, because you are not in the right mood.
16. Ladies and gentlemen, you in your wrestling name, Rock
Hard.
17. When money leaves the ATM, scream "I won, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running in the parking lot,
Shouted, "Run for your life, are not cowards!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Given the economy, we
When leaving one of you. "
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Wrestling Hair Net 19 Ways To Help Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity?
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1 comments:
he he he, I love lists like this. In fact, I wrote "sexual favors" in some controls that are used to give the club shares. ... I was disappointed when no one seemed to notice
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